WWI Drinking game
For your fiction-set-in-the-First-World-War needs! (Add more if you wish to.)
- Everyone greets the beginning of the war with delight: Drink
- Women hand out a white feathers: Drink
- Young people are Idealistic! and Innocent!: Drink
- Subtext: Drink, but only water, because you’d be dead in minutes with anything stronger.
- Old people are manipulative bastards who send young people to die for the LULZ: Drink
- Gallant Officers with Glorious Moustaches: Drink
- Someone goes mute as a result of shell-shock: Drink
- Tea is brewed with a Vickers Gun: Drink
- Generals can be summed up with the statement “HOW DO I SHOT STRATEGY1? I DUNNO LOL”: Drink
- Germans commit atrocities: Drink a shot of schnapps
- Refrence to a crucified Canadian: 2 drinks, one of schnapps, one of Canadian Whiskey
- Reference to any poem by Owen or Sassoon: Drink
- Story is set on the Western Front: Drink
- Obligatory Somme Scene: Drink
- Someone reaches for a butterfly: Drink
- Someone utters “Over by Christmas:” Drink while wearing a Santa hat
- Poignant Shot Of Poppies: Drink. [Added by Cuddlyjumpers)
DON’T WORRY BOYS, IT’LL ALL BE OVER BY CHRISTMAS
(via the-seed-of-europe)
